Vodka and Cupcakes came together thanks to my undying passion for writing and in my opinion, what summarizes the culture of an average 20something being. Life in your twenties is sweet, messy, but always worth enjoying. And I mean who doesn’t love vodka and cupcakes?!!
THE WRITER: I’m Rita. There are more than a few things I hate in life–liars, Math, people who drive like they just scored their license at the flea market, anything Kardashian related, closed minds, creepers, a bad remake–but I think being asked to describe myself is definitely up there above them all. Mainly because it’s like WHERE DO I START??!
J/K Miss Thing!! Although I do love me my occasional piece of some fried chicken. Make that two pieces.
-For starters, I hate limitations–sky+ is the limit and you can’t tell me otherwise, Twitter.
-I am a gay man living in a girls’ body and my sassy pants stay ironed and pressed.
-I have appreciation and passion for most films but I am a HUGE Horror film nerd. It’s my first real true love next to writing. Nightmare on Elm Street, The Lost Boys, A Clockwork Orange, Evil Dead, Funny Games, Creepshow 2, Suspiria, Fright Night…I could go on and on and on….
-BUT let’s not get ahead of ourselves. I still love my pink and my fabulousness.
-Cheese is my kryptonite. LOVE LOVE LOVE IT.
-I am a Southern girl with a city heart. New York City owns my soul.
-I hate working out. I try, I almost die and end up being resuscitated at the nearest pizza joint.
-I have a slight addiction to trash and or reality tv–if Maury, RuPaul’s Drag Race, Real Housewives, or Love & Hip Hop is on don’t talk to me. Unless you are an intervention counselor, then you probably should.
-Whenever I come off from a reality binge I usually like to regain some brain cells by escaping into a book.
-If I don’t make people laugh, I secretly feel like I’ve failed as a human.
-Music is truly the soundtrack to life. Mine is all over the place; up from Underoath down to The Temptations.
For everything else, you just have to stay tuned!
Vodka & Cupcakes 
You, my lady, are very, very funny.
Aw thank you!!
Before I can even say anything, her sister had sex for a double cheeseburger? I sure hope the burger was worth it…. As for Trashy TV have you looked at TLC lately? Myrtle Manor, My big fat gypsy wedding, honey boo boo, etc…. Its like trash on repeat.
Right?! At least one of those expensive burgers from a fancy restaurant or something. Yes TLC stays in rotation on my DVR–I’m pathetic for actually being sad that they haven’t brought back ‘Best Funeral Ever’ yet. If you haven’t heard of it you must Youtube immediately.
You have succeeded as a human. 😉
Haha THANK YOU!
You had me at vodka! But then you added cupcakes and your fabulous bio and I must say, we’re kindred spirits!
Yay!! They really are an amazing combo. Aww thank you haha I can definitely see that! Love your posts, especially the new one I just read about the old guy lol.
Um, I totally relate to what you said about feeling like you failed as a human when you don’t make people laugh. Glad it’s not just me!
Lol! This is so cute and funny! I love it! I think me and u have alot in common! Haha
Thank you!! 🙂 Haha yay!–it’s always good to have someone you can relate to!
haha I love your use of gif’s- that’s it, I’m hooked.
Yay!! GIFs make my world go round!
I like the way you think, lady ;).
Thank you!! 🙂 And thanks for following!
You are hysterical!!! I literally can’t stop reading your posts, you have me cracking up. 🙂
Thank you!! 🙂 Glad to be of amusement!
Hilarious!! I don’t even know you, but I love you! We have so much in common! We could, like, totally be best friends 😉
XxX
Haha aww thank you! 🙂
Thank you for following me Rita. Love your blog!! Can’t wait to read all your posts 🙂
I am following you too ❤
Of course, and thank you! Glad to have found your blog!
This is hilarious, made my night xx
Thank you!
Love it!!!!! (Ps any tips on how to properly add gifs to posts? I seem to have trouble!)
Thanks! You just add them like you would a photo.
I like you! you make me smile.LOL. Thanks! kisses from roro x
Glad to be of amusement!
Loving your blog! You definitely have me laugh more than a few times in just a few posts.
Thanks for the follow on my new slice o’Internet pie as well. See you around!
Cheers,
Shauna
Thank you!!! It always feels good to hear I made someone laugh! 🙂
Of course, thanks for following back as well!
Ha! Ha! Love your about. You are so clever with all the video clips. How in the world do you do that? Will you tutor me a vodka and cupcake lunch?? Thanks for dropping and following Honey.
Thank you!! Haha I am obsessed with GIFs. Of course!–feel free to follow back as well! 🙂
Love love love your write up ! Totally inspired to gif up (maybe just a little) to mine as well! ❤
Thank you Ena!! GIFs are the best!
I love a gal who with a sense of humor and a zest for life. You are very relatable.
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Thank you!
Thank you for following my blog sweetie. I dig yours and right back at ya! 🙂
Of course! And thank you! 🙂
You are hysterical. Thanks for following my blog. Keep being funny, even though I know you will be.
Thank you ma’am! 🙂 You’re welcome, I need to pick up some new books–finally finished my last ones. Aw thanks, I’ll try!haha
Yes to new books. You can check out my reading list if you want.
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Awesome, will do!
Your blog is AMAZING, absolutely hysterical. Following you asap.
Thank you! Hooray!!! 🙂
1. I love the name of your blog. 2. I just scrolled through some of your blog posts and I think you might be a genius at using gifs. 3. I have a feeling I am going to enjoy reading your blog while simultaneously mourning the passing of my 20’s.
Haha thank you thank you thank you!
Soooo… I just stalked like pretty much your whole entire blog.
AND IT IS FANTASTIC!!
It’s like you can read my mind – and I like it! Haha I can’t wait to keep reading and laughing and wishing I weren’t so technologically illiterate so I could use gifs too.
Thanks for brightening up my night, Rita! 🙂
Best,
J. Parker
http://www.trainingcamprookie.wordpress.com
Haha thank you!! Great minds think alike! 🙂 Thanks for following and laughing along; officially following back as well–I can’t wait to try that cookie recipe.
Thanks for following – you’ve made me laugh. I remember all those dating nightmares. Step away, you only end up married with children 😉
Of course, and yay!!! Haha it’s the worst, but it makes for good stories. LOL thanks for the warning! 🙂
Can’t wait to read more of your blog! You’re hilarious
Thank you Kasey! 🙂 Officially following back as well!
You have such a great sense of humor and I love reading your posts, so I nominated you for the Versatile Blogger Award here: http://iseveryoneanidiotbutme.com/2013/07/30/im-a-winner/. Check out the post to see details on the award!
Sweet! Thank you; I’ll check it out!
You my friend are an awesome person! I admire that you follow your dreams. I wish we could catch up more often.
Aw thank you thank you! We def need a catch up day!!
GO AHEAD and erase my comments! i still like you, and like a moth to the flame, (dar knit!) am … drawn in …
Sorry! No WordPress kept flagging for spam; I’d been having same issues and in process of fixing that.
I nominated you for the One Lovely Blog Award!! Check it out: http://alexiskrystina.com/2013/08/31/one-lovely-blog-award/
Hello there, I love your blog and I’ve nominated you for a Liebster Award! http://confetea.wordpress.com/2013/11/07/nominated-for-liebster-award/
Thank you!! Catching up on yours and I must try that lime shrimp salad! I’m so bad about remembering to do these lol trying to get better about it!
I don’t want to seem like a super creep but we may or may not be soul sisters. Read my blog hautemesslife.com and you will see the extreme resemblance. Love vodka, cupcakes, cheese, real housewives. Hate selfies, pedestrians, juice cleanses and people who say LOL in person.
OH. MAH. GAWD. We found each other soul sister!! First off you had me at Haute Mess. And our similarities are almost scary. So glad we found each other! 🙂
I just called..to say…I.errr, wait, different song. *grin* Hey, googled “Bye Felicia” and stumbled across your blog and wanted to say it’s fanfuckintastic! Sarcasm is my primary language followed closely by small town Murica English and I adore those who habla ridiculousness, which you do. Thanks for the laughter. You didn’t fail as a human being today ;)~
Haha thank you very much!
you make my day!
Yay!! It makes my day that I make your day!
This is def my new favorite blog! You had me at “I am a gay man living in a girls’ body and my sassy pants stay ironed and pressed.” and
“I hate working out. I try, I almost die and end up being resuscitated at the nearest pizza joint.”
Yay, glad you found me! Haha all valid points to love.
good tew see yer keypen awn keypenawn !
Thank you!! And your profile pic is hilarious/awesome.
Hey sweet, love your blog and so I’ve nominated you for the lovely blog award. Check It out on my blog if you like
http://andonthatnoteshewrote.com/ xx
Yay! Thank you so much pretty lady!